[PLAY GAME] The Trump Jokes You Can Tell Your Angry Tita and Bored Kuya
For all intents and purposes, these jokes shall bring humor to the already angry mob of Titas in the US and to the bored Kuyas who had to deal with the angry Titas.
No really, these jokes could fill the holes in angry management that Trump won't be able to as of the moment.
Can you help him?
1. Only Filipinos will get this first one.
Clue: spinning toy
2. This will be useful to distract Trump from talking too much.
Clue: a brass instrument
3. To get Trump off your level of vision.
Clue: jump jump jump
4. Getting Trump to be 2D.
Clue: with a female dog
5. This will happen to you in a riot gone wrong.
Clue: rhymes with something you do to a paper
No really, these jokes could fill the holes in angry management that Trump won't be able to as of the moment.
Can you help him?
PLAY GAME
1. Only Filipinos will get this first one.
What Trump is polite?
Clue: spinning toy
2. This will be useful to distract Trump from talking too much.
What Trump is noisy?
Clue: a brass instrument
3. To get Trump off your level of vision.
A jumpy Trump.
Clue: jump jump jump
4. Getting Trump to be 2D.
What Trump is a cartoon?
Clue: with a female dog
5. This will happen to you in a riot gone wrong.
What Trump could hurt you?
Clue: rhymes with something you do to a paper

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